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PUT the number in your cell phone: Say it with Hans, “1-800-222-1222”
TEXT the number to all of your friends with a clever message from Hans about the importance of having it. (Example: Hans wants you to have dance time all the time. Don’t be rude. Put the poison help number in your phone!)
SING the 1-800-222-1222 jingle that you made up! (That means you have to make one up…what are you waiting on?)
TELL all your friends and family. If they need you to, program their cell phones for them (not everyone knows how)
DON’T end your dance time by getting poisoned…. (as Hans would say…. DER!)