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Yan

Head Spritzer

Known in the fierce fashion houses of Munich as, “The Master of the Cut,” Yan has spent many years building his fashion empire in Germany. Early in his career, he worked with German Vogue as the fashion editor. Since leaving that post in the 80’s, he has been asked to return frequently to style many of their photo shoots. Yan and Hans Killgore met while Yan was the stylist for Hans’ magazine cover. The next day Yan got the call to join The Aresenics. He always knew his calling was the spotlight and this was the opportunity he had been dreaming of. He brought his sewing kit and sketches with him on the road and would cut and sew between cities. He met, fell in love with, and married Heidi on a two-day tour stop in Stockholm. Feeling the pressure of 4 hour-a-day rehearsals, Yan thought he would have to close the doors of his empire. Now, his personal assistant Berke is in charge of the fashion house, Bloo Yan Der, while Yan is on tour with the band. In addition to dancing, Yan is the band's stylist. He and Heidi stay busy with their 8 children, 3 dogs, 2 turtles, and a pet monkey.